He got into it with the rabbit.
At first, the funny pet, different
Quirky enough to fit in the crafted magic hat box,
Jumped free around the couples life.
Even free, he still peed everywhere,
And with the first sign of new life,
He sprayed and nipped her ankles,
Hence the fight with a rabbit, a broomstick and the eventual goodbye.
Lesson #55 not to own wild, peeing pets.