Potty Training 101

Originally posted May 31, 2010. I forgot about those days!

Wiping is not a given.
Don’t assume you know who’s being trained.
Invest in a carpet cleaner,
Or think ahead to tile and hardwood.
Don’t misunderstand, he does understand,
He’s just not ready for you to know he’s got it.
Rejoice EVERY time his stuff hits the toilet,
Try to keep cursing under your breath
Every time it doesn’t.
Nakedness really does make the difference.
He won’t be four and still peeing on the floor,
Enjoy the intimacy now.

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