At the dinner party, Sat the happy family,
One of the daughters had a big announcement. Everyone gathered as their family did,
There was mom and step dad Johan,
Dad and step mom Grace,
Sisters, Sally and Tana,
With husbands numbers 2 and 3, respectively,
Then brother Tyler, too young to be divorced, and four year old niece, Caroline.
Jennifer grabbed Kyle’s hand,
Squeezed and stood up,
“As everyone is aware, Kyle and I have been married four years. It’s been a great starter marriage and we’re ready to get a divorce!”
Congratulations sang all around as the family celebrated this wonderful milestone.